having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
like actually kill me
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?
idk about you but im feelin (like sleeping for) 22 (hours)
the scandal tht shocked our nation
Wheatley parked himself in the sink and Angie got really offended
tell me about it stud
"I’m so co…." I spot a dad smiling in the distance. I think for a second. "my name is cold,” I say instead. suddenly the dad explodes and there is no more joking now. I sit on my throne of dead fathers for the rest of time
a little blown away
self-encouragement. not quite there yet.
are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary